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Glow In The Dark Lingerie

Glow In The Dark Lingerie

mhyser January 7, 2014 0

Valentine’s Day is right around the corner and this would be a great way to spice up your love life. I know most of you ladies prefer to keep the lights low or off

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The Willy Warmer

The Willy Warmer

mhyser January 6, 2014 0

Shrinkage is no longer a problem with The Willy Warmer. Sure it is not pool season but this is sure to keep the ladies at the ski hill impressed. Makes a great white elephant

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Out For Blood Bracelet

Out For Blood Bracelet

mhyser October 18, 2013 0

Unmistakably morbid yet absolutely alluring, this realistic blood bracelet is terrifying yet unforgettable. The Out For Blood Bracelet by That’s Pretty is constructed from solid brass, this blood bracelet is coated with thick glossy

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Beer Ammo Bandolier

Beer Ammo Bandolier

mhyser October 4, 2013 0

This beer ammo bandolier is the perfect way to carry a 12 pack of beer when tailgating or at parties.  Now you can look like an alcoholic G.I. Joe but cooler.  Makes a great

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Creepy Second Skin Star Wars Costumes

Creepy Second Skin Star Wars Costumes

mhyser October 3, 2013 0

These Second Skin Star Wars Costumes are full body stretch jumpsuits. It is like merging a superhero with Star Wars. Available in Chewy, Darth Vader, and Boba Fett. The Chewbacca one is creepy as hell.  Chewbacca

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Zip Tie

Zip Tie

mhyser March 16, 2013 0

How many of you are still asking your dad or buddy to tie your tie for you? A friend of mine never unties his ties and has never once had to tie one himself.

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Hey Sexy Latte: Gangnam Style Starbucks Shirt

Hey Sexy Latte: Gangnam Style Starbucks Shirt

mhyser March 13, 2013 0

Admit it – you sang the shirt’s saying. If you say you didn’t, you’re a liar! Oppa coffee style. This American Apparel Athletic T-shirt is ultra-soft and ultra-funny. It would be great for your

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